"I don't kiss human girls!"

I hate to admit it, but Wil has not kissed me (his mommy) in over a year.  No kidding.  I guess I shouldn't take it personally since he recently told me that it's nothing personal, he just doesn't kiss human girls, but c'mon!  I'm his MOMMY! Apparently, dogs, dads & dudes are kiss-approved, but as for girls (of the human kind) ... fuggedaboudit! I'm about ready to tell him I'm from Venus!